so-fizzle-my-nizzle:

I literally had the most embarrassing shopping basket at rite aid and the cashier recognized me :/

Trust me, I’ve been the cashier at Rite Aid. We’ve seen weirder.

urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

(Source: kawaiicornsnake)